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英语笑话大全 爆笑 英语笑话分享

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1、a great man。teacher: would shakespeare be a great。man if he were still alive today?。student: of course. he must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years。
2、一名伟人。老师:如果莎士比亚还活着,他会是一名伟人吗?学生:当然。因为到目前为止,还没有人活到400多岁。
3、policeman: why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?man: if i had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. that would be much worse.
4、警察:有人抢你的手表时,你为什么不呼救呢?男子:要是我张口的话,他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更糟了。
5、the little girl did not like the look of the barking dog.it's all right, said a gentleman, don't be afraid. don't you know the proverb: barking dogs don't bite?ah, yes, answered the little girl. i know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?。
6、一个小女孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。“没有关系,”一位先生说,“不用害怕,你知道这条谚语吗:‘吠狗不咬人。’”“啊,我是知道,可是狗也知道吗?”。
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